Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar was travling in train, A woman sat on his Sardar was travling in train, A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't getup... Sardar shouted:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD !"       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar was sitting in his TV room & thinking Sardar was sitting in his TV room & thinking hard.
Sardarni-
Kee sochde ho ji?
Sardar-
eh Star TV waalean nu kiive pta chalda hai ke-
"U R watching StarTV ! ".       Email this sms to your friends

SARDAR was looking in his marriage certificate SARDAR was looking in his marriage certificate since an hour then his wife asked: Oh tussi itni der se KYA dekh rahe ho SARDAR: Oye expiry date dund rahahoo.       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar selling parachute- Plane se koodo,button Sardar selling parachute- Plane se koodo,button dabao,parachut opens aur aap jamin par safely.Buyer-If it doesnt open? Sardar-paise vapas.       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar return home after drinking and says to Sardar return home after drinking and says to his wife in romantic mood, darling aaj kuch aisa karo ki kadam zameen par na pade...Wife says:--- Ve moya faansi lai le.       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar ne Girls hostel phone kiya-Hello, RANI Sardar ne Girls hostel phone kiya-Hello, RANI hai kya? WARDEN NE PUCHA-Aage kya lagati hai? SARDAR-Abhi ka to pata nahi, 2 mahine pahle STAYFREE lagati thi.       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar looks 4d meaning of dictionary in Sardar looks 4d meaning of dictionary in dictionary, reads-that's wat u r carrying in ur hand STUPID. He looks 4d meaning of STUPID,reads-oye sardar,tu pher!       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar ji was frustated 4 th jokes on him. One Sardar ji was frustated 4 th jokes on him. One day he went to his wife N said,"tell me 1 joke in which i'm nt involved."
wife replied,"I'm pregnant."       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar in sad mood,asked kya hua?said-kal Sardar in sad mood,asked kya hua?said-kal India-Pak match pe 1000 hara.I said kal to 500 bola tha?he said 500 raat ko highlights pe bhi hara       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 Sardar goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash hands but starts washing the basin!
Manager:Sir,What are u doing?
Sardar: U have written here
"WashBasin!"       Email this sms to your friends

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