Sardar declares: . . . I will never marry Sardar declares:
. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .
. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar comes back 2 his car and finds a note Sardar comes back 2 his car and finds a note saying "parking fine" he writes a note and sticks it 2 the pole "thanks 4 d compliment"...       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar at bar in NewYork. Man on his Sardar at bar in NewYork.
Man on his right says"Johny Walker single" Man on his left says"Peter Scotch single" Sardar says:-
"Baljit Singh Married!"...!       Email this sms to your friends

Santa:yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti Santa:yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti ha,banta: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.       Email this sms to your friends

Santa:Preeto chal honeymoon te chaliye Santa:Preeto chal honeymoon te chaliye Preeto:main velli nahi,main halle kapde v dhone e,te pande vi manjne e,tusi beeji nu le jao.       Email this sms to your friends

Santa: oye tera viah ho gaya? Banta: haan. Santa: oye tera viah ho gaya? Banta: haan. Santa: kuri naal? Banta: oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: haan, meri behen da hoya si....!       Email this sms to your friends

Santa: meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi. Santa: meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi. Banta: tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga. Santa arre yaar....sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!       Email this sms to your friends

Santa: Das meri tokri vich ki hai ta sare Eggs Santa: Das meri tokri vich ki hai ta sare Eggs tere,je tu dasde kine ta 8 de 8 tere,te je tu dasde kis Janwar de ne ta o Murgi v teri Banta:Koi Hint ta de!       Email this sms to your friends

Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
Banta-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...       Email this sms to your friends

Santa-which is the most painful delivery in Santa-which is the most painful delivery in world? Banta-SUNNY DEOL ki maa ki.... Santa-woh kaise? Banta- kyonki woh nikla gaddi le ke!       Email this sms to your friends

Santa- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena Santa- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ? Banta- Gold ring de de Santa- koi badi cheez bata Banta- M.R.F ka tyre de de. .       Email this sms to your friends

Santa talking on cell. Banta: kis se baat kar Santa talking on cell. Banta: kis se baat kar raho ho. Santa: biwi se..... Banta: itne... pyar se....? santa: tumhari hai. . .!!!       Email this sms to your friends

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