SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!       Email this sms to your friends

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta's wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity:When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour       Email this sms to your friends

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho? Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho? Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, isse pehle ki accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pahunchenge!       Email this sms to your friends

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."kunjava       Email this sms to your friends

Sardarjee to Sunita:" I want to marry Sardarjee to Sunita:" I want to marry you"Sunita: But I am one year elder to you. Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar:"My friend tells me he has slept with Sardar:"My friend tells me he has slept with every woman in our building except one"
Wife:"Must be Sheela on the 4th floor,she is very CONSERVATIVE!"       Email this sms to your friends

SARDAR: In my dreams, rats play football SARDAR: In my dreams, rats play football evrynite.DR:den take dese medicine frm 2nite S:can i start frm tomrow b'coz 2nite will b d finals...       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar1 giggling behind sardar2 at ATM centre. Sardar1 giggling behind sardar2 at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password. S2: what is it? S1: its 4 stars (****) S2: haha ur wrong. its 2356!       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar-Murge di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Sardar-Murge di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Srdr-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murgi le gai. Sardar-Isda dimag kithe hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar siYaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,saade       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar's friend gave him a gun on wedding Sardar's friend gave him a gun on wedding night & said fire in air if wife is virgin,shoot her if not.Sardar fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd.       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs 20 lottery Sardar wins 20 Crore from
Rs 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 Crores or
else return my 20 Rs back.!       Email this sms to your friends

Sardar went to musium,there he broke a statue Sardar went to musium,there he broke a statue OFFICER:you have broken a 5000 years old statue.SARDAR:thank god! mere ko laga naya tha......!       Email this sms to your friends

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