marathi sms messages collection

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)------------------------------Pu La Deshpande pohayla Email this sms to your friends

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ... Email this sms to your friends

Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ? Email this sms to your friends

Lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde pai lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ? Email this sms to your friends

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain. Email this sms to your friends

Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki Also ran: Kes Kapa Russian waiter: Andre vada pav African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru Japanese sh Email this sms to your friends

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams Email this sms to your friends

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te". Email this sms to your friends

Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste. Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste. Saglya deshatun participants aali astat. Indiatun Hermit Singh sardar pathavtat. Pahilyanda Chinese manus yeto. To 18 shi chya vatya (freshly filled) khaun takto. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!American Email this sms to your friends

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradt Email this sms to your friends

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " m Email this sms to your friends

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