marathi sms messages collection

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!" Email this sms to your friends

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te". Email this sms to your friends

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?

Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)
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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re

Aajobanche nav?
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Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa

Russian waiter: Andre vada pav

African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom

Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru

Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika

Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.

Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi Email this sms to your friends

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!! Email this sms to your friends

Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!" Email this sms to your friends

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki 'To bench', 'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??" Email this sms to your friends

Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!" Email this sms to your friends

Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto," Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil." Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, "Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe." Email this sms to your friends

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams gheto, stool exam hotey, endoscopy sagle kahi test hotat. Tari pun doctor la samjat nahi kay karayche te. Shevthi nailajaane doctor mhanto "Theek ahe tumhi majhya samor basa sandas la mhanje mala nit observe karta yeil" (sorry pun joke asach ahe :))
To manus shi karayla basto ani doctor ekdum hasat hasat mhanto "Mala tumcha problem ata neat kalala ahe. Tumhi jaalicha baniyan ghalta (netted baniyan) na tar tumhi jevva sandaas la basta tevva to madhye yeto ani tya muley tumchi shi jaali sarkhi kivva doryasarkhi yete. Baniyan kadhun taka. Hach upay!!!" Email this sms to your friends

Cricket kheltana, Aajit Agarkar ne... Cricket kheltana, Aajit Agarkar ne paul Pudhe takla tar umpire kay bolel ? "MARATHI PAUL PADHATI PUDHE.." Email this sms to your friends

MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI MULGA :... MARATHI MULAGA ANI MULGI MULGA : Shabd Maze Geet Tuze, Jeevan Gane Gashil Ka? MULGI : Gaal Tuze Haat Maze, Kanakhali Gheshil Ka? Email this sms to your friends

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