Clean Indian desi SMS Jokes
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Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se
rote-rote naina thak
Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se
rote-rote naina thak jayenge.
Pyar karna hamesha padosi se
roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge..!!
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Apki life mey mithas ho cadbury jaisi
Ronak ho Nerolac
Apki life mey mithas ho cadbury jaisi
Ronak ho Nerolac Paint jaisi
Mehak ho Axe jaisi,Tazgi ho colgate jaisi
aur aap tension free rahe Huggies jaise!
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Hum dua karte hain khuda se ki wo
aap jaisa dost aur na
Hum dua karte hain khuda se ki wo
aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
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Ye Kis Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho,
Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi
Ye Kis Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho,
Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho,
Najane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai,
Saamne Khade Ho,Aur Sing Hila Rahe Ho!!
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Premi:Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm
Premi:Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa,Kuch namkin sa,Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla!!
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Maine pyaar tujhi se kiya hai
Maine dil bhi tujhi ko diya
Maine pyaar tujhi se kiya hai
Maine dil bhi tujhi ko diya hai
Itna khush mat ho! Isiliye kyunki
Market mein aur koi choice hee nahi thi!
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Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise,
Laaga chunari mein
Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise,
Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise,
Arre bhai chupaate kyon ho..
Surf Excel hai na!!
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Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema
Meri chaahat ki nahi koi
Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema
Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema
par dil majboor hai..
kyunki.. sabki pasand Nirma!!
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Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai,
Har Gali Har
Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai,
Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai,
Upar Likha hai Most Wanted
Aur Niche Paanch Hazar Rupaye Ka Inaam Hai.
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KASH...
INDIA SE PAKISTAN ALAG NA HOTA,
TOH PAKISTAN SE
KASH...
INDIA SE PAKISTAN ALAG NA HOTA,
TOH PAKISTAN SE BANGLADESH NA ALAG HOTA...
AUR..
INDIA BANGLADESH KA MATCH NA HOTA,
AUR INDIA KA MUH KAALA NA HOTA...
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Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale
TO samajhlo ki
Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale
TO samajhlo ki tarakki kar rahe ho.
He might b afraid dat u know more than him!
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Surat surat kya karti ho
Surat main koi dum nahi
Agar tum
Surat surat kya karti ho
Surat main koi dum nahi
Agar tum khud ko samajhti ho Madhuri
Hum bhi Shahrukh say kum nahi
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