Dirty Indian SMS Jokes
Dirty Indian Sms Jokes (Showing 1 -12 of
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Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient:
Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaanay nahee dayte!
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3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.
Ist woman: manne
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.
Ist woman: manne chat.
2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki).
3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!
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Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka
Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar,
Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha,
ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar
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Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
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Baniya gave matrimonial ad for
his daughter, working at a
Baniya gave matrimonial ad for
his daughter, working at a call centre
Wanted a suitable match for
Chandigarh's highest paid call girl.
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Beta kya kaam karte ho?
Ji samaj seva karta
Beta kya kaam karte ho?
"Ji samaj seva karta Hoon."
Matlab?
"Gire huve ko uthata hoon,
Bichade huye ko Milata hoon"
Woh Kaise?
"Bra banata hoon."
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Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha..
tum mein aur
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha..
"tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"
Insaan bola
"Tum daal par uchhalte ho..
hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
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Common dialogue on Exams &
1st wedding night -
Kaisa
Common dialogue on Exams &
1st wedding night -
" Kaisa Hua" ??
"Acha hua, thoda bada tha,
thoda chooth gaya,
aata tha par theek se hua nahi!
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Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur
Thakur : Lele
Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur
Thakur : Lele Bhenchod, lekin subah
8 baje meri gand dhone aa jaana!
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Chota SEX-RECHARGE
Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs
kissing k
Chota SEX-RECHARGE
Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs
kissing k sath balling -50Rs
Full game -199Rs
kya soch raha hai?
kutta mahenga pad jayega
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Ghar ki bahu paraye mard ke
saath soraithi saas ko pata
Ghar ki bahu paraye mard ke
saath soraithi saas ko pata
chala lekin kuch nahi boli.
malum hai kui?
Kuiki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi..
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Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya...
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