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Dirty Indian SMS Jokes
Dirty Indian Sms Jokes (Showing 1 -12 of 36)
Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio Patient: Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaanay nahee dayte!       Email this sms to your friends
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop. Ist woman: manne 3 gujrati women went to chaat shop. Ist woman: manne chat. 2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki). 3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!       Email this sms to your friends
Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar, Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar, Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar, Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha, ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar       Email this sms to your friends
Call Girl: Wanna have sex? Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri Call Girl: Wanna have sex? Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh Call Girl: Vo kaise? Santa: Free mein       Email this sms to your friends
Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl.       Email this sms to your friends
Beta kya kaam karte ho? Ji samaj seva karta Beta kya kaam karte ho? "Ji samaj seva karta Hoon." Matlab? "Gire huve ko uthata hoon, Bichade huye ko Milata hoon" Woh Kaise? "Bra banata hoon."       Email this sms to your friends
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. tum mein aur Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. "tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?" Insaan bola "Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain"       Email this sms to your friends
Common dialogue on Exams & 1st wedding night - Kaisa Common dialogue on Exams & 1st wedding night - " Kaisa Hua" ?? "Acha hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha par theek se hua nahi!       Email this sms to your friends
Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur Thakur : Lele Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur Thakur : Lele Bhenchod, lekin subah 8 baje meri gand dhone aa jaana!       Email this sms to your friends
Chota SEX-RECHARGE Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs kissing k Chota SEX-RECHARGE Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs kissing k sath balling -50Rs Full game -199Rs kya soch raha hai? kutta mahenga pad jayega       Email this sms to your friends
Ghar ki bahu paraye mard ke saath soraithi saas ko pata Ghar ki bahu paraye mard ke saath soraithi saas ko pata chala lekin kuch nahi boli. malum hai kui? Kuiki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi..       Email this sms to your friends
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss karu to tum kya Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss karu to tum kya sochogi? gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya...       Email this sms to your friends
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