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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se
hasnelagi.
Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
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Us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
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Teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.
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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
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Pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mai lo pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
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Wife n Mobile: 1) Dono hi dusro ke achche Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
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Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa? Student: Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa?
Student: Main.
Sir: Kaise?
Student: Maine mummy ka Doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin PAPA abhi bhi peete hai.
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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
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Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi
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Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon. Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.
Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein panty lekar aata.
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Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
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Santa travelling in Virgin Atlantic asked 4 Santa travelling in Virgin Atlantic asked 4 milk. Air hostess put her nipple in his mouth.
Santa: Changa hoya paani nahi mangya.
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