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Santa Banta SMS
Santa Banta Sms (Showing 1 -12 of 109)
(Langauge: Hindi)A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA (Langauge: Hindi)A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
A MAN TO HIS A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki..
Banta. Pind ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
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