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500 bander k jarurat hai

Yudh mein ram ko 500 bander k jarurat hai,
499 Mil gaye par ek abhi bhi baki hai.
So when u get the msg u get ready
& go there 2 fulfill the need.

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Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

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BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!

GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind—-hehehehe

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Don ka message

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#-#V!=!=D%g#%”
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Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.

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Dost me aap jaisa…

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
Sagar se gahara koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!

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Every second god remembers U

Every second god remembers U.
Every minute god blesses U.
Every hour god cares U.
Because every day I pray to him,
“Ladka bevakuf hai thoda jayada dhayan dena.”

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Gobi ke phool

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmine
Lily
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with you.

Because gobi ke phool ki to baat hi koi aur hai!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

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Hey! thats me

Modern…
Obedient…
Neatness…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word…

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I am coke you are sprite..

Promise me we are true friends:
I am lamp you are light
I am coke you are sprite
I am sawan you are badal
I am normal you are pagal
I am water you are tanki
I am tarzan you are monkey…..Poooooh!!!

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Kya leker jaoge?

Kya leker aye the?
Kya leker jaoge?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya…
Heaven mein bangla banaoge?

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Langoor Ke Haath Me Angoor

Take a basket of grapes,
Now take the basket in ur hands and look at the mirror,
What will U see?
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LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR.

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