You must be a good theif cuz you've stole my you must be a good theif cuz you've stole my heart       Email this sms to your friends

You don't know the meaning of the word You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.       Email this sms to your friends

Y is puppy greater than dog? Coz it could Y is puppy greater than dog?
Coz it could wriggle out of the spot where its father got stuck!!       Email this sms to your friends

Y do women with large breasts have small Y do women with large breasts have small waists?
Because nothin grows under the shade       Email this sms to your friends

Write an essay which contains factors religion, Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it!       Email this sms to your friends

Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!       Email this sms to your friends

Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become!       Email this sms to your friends

Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can?t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u.       Email this sms to your friends

Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won't take it up the arse ?coz it HURTS!       Email this sms to your friends

Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye.
Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo.
Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath       Email this sms to your friends

Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!       Email this sms to your friends

Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.       Email this sms to your friends

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