A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial. A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX Baar-baar, Hazaar bar...... Lagataar....!       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as 'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.
'One more thing that heats up instantly & goes off in 20 seconds.'       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

Dad, what does a vagina look like before Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

This is a cock sucker detector This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum whats There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

What do you do if a irish man throughs a pin at you ... what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

Little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

There was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

Ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

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