A ba monkey asks his father, Father why r we so A ba monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

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Roses are red

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

Arz kiya hai... Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? Im new in Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

Doctor implants new ear to a man Man: doctor implants new ear to a man

Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman

Dr: yes! but it makes no difference

Man: it does, now i hear everything but hear nothing       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment

ROSE LOTUS TULIP O ROSE
LOTUS
TULIP
ORCHID
SUNFLOWER
JASMAINE
LILY!

All Flowers r Sweet but
they"ve no Comparision with u !!
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Kyunki
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If i need brain transplantation i"ll definitely If i need brain transplantation i"ll definitely prefer Ur brain. Y?
Bcoz..
Ur
Genius..?

NaNa

I just want a brain which is Never Used B4!

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Suno! Aaj Aftari mein samose Suno!

Aaj Aftari mein


samose bi thay


pakoray bi thay


sharbat bhi tha

kele bhi the

saib bhi the

angoor bhi the


Khujoor bhi thi


bas



aik tumhari kami thi




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Haseeno ke ye jo lambe baal hote hain, Aashiqon Haseeno ke ye jo lambe baal hote hain,
Aashiqon ko phasaane ke jaal hote hain,
Khoon chooste hai ye aashiqon ka
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