A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : “B.Com final year”
Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle number note”.
Email this sms to your friends Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Email this sms to your friends A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, “He’s not my friend.”
Email this sms to your friends A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Email this sms to your friendsSardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.
Why did Santa fall out the window?
- He was ironing the curtain.
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?
Email this sms to your friends Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it.
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.