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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (218) | Post Your Comment
Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris op de grond, stop 4 vingers in je kut, ram die kittelaar tot frut, bevredig je met een gans, dit is de mastrubatiedans.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
You do not have to be good to be the best as you do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Women are like little children, they put Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
Why does a woman have two pair of Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
When I was born I got the choice, or a major When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
What you never want to hear while having good What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
What is the smallest airplane in the world,a What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
What is the resemblance between a woman and a What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
What is the resemblance between a windscreen What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
What is the difference between a man and a What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!       Email this sms to your friends | View Comments (0) | Post Your Comment
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